Degrees Everywhere, Jobs Nowhere (Again)
๐ What’s Actually Going Down
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Unemployment in India hit 5.1% in April 2025 for people aged 15+. But the youth (15-29) are getting slapped harder — 13.8% jobless. In urban areas, it’s a brutal 17.2%. Basically, half your friends are “looking for opportunities” on LinkedIn.
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Layoffs are raining everywhere: Microsoft, Meta, Intel & co. have cut 1 lakh+ jobs globally in 2025. AI be like: “Don’t need you, I can code, draw, and write blogs too ๐.”
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In India, Odisha trained 2300+ youths with “skills” … and then gave them 0 jobs. Bruh, training without placement is like cooking Maggi without masala.
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Karnataka dropped a new Skill Development Policy 2025-32 with a ₹4,432 crore fund. Focus: AI, digital training, certifications. Translation: “Learn AI, or go cry.”
๐ Expectations vs Reality
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Parents said: “Beta, degree lo, naukri pakki hai.” Reality: Engineers driving cabs, MBAs stuck in call centers.
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Survey says only 8.25% of grads get jobs matching their qualification. Rest are either underpaid or working totally different gigs. Like imagine a B.Tech guy selling pani puri with Wi-Fi QR code payments.
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Companies scream about talent shortage, but then fire people in bulk ‘cause “not AI-ready.” Make it make sense.
๐ฅ Why This’s a Mess
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Skill mismatch: Colleges teaching 2010 Java syllabus while companies want AI + blockchain ninjas.
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AI & automation eating jobs like Pac-Man. Repetitive work? Gone. Entry-level stuff? Disappeared.
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Cost of living rising like petrol prices. Even if you get a job, salary hikes = chai money.
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Recruitment freezes = companies acting like your crush: “We’ll call you.” They never do.
๐คก Real Life Scenes
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Bro studied 5 years of engineering, now fixing printers in an office.
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“Freshers welcome” = 2 years experience required.
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People doing 10 unpaid internships, still no job, just vibes.
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Cousin flexing “Big Tech job,” turns out it’s just remote tech support with 6 night shifts a week ๐.
๐ฎ What’s Coming Next
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Layoffs won’t stop — unless you reskill fast.
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Gig work & freelancing becoming survival hacks.
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Skills in AI, cloud, data, cybersecurity = golden tickets.
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Youth anxiety hitting max levels. Basically, half of India’s future workforce is crying into cutting chai.
⚡ Final Reality Check
Degrees ≠ jobs anymore. If you don’t keep learning, some AI bot or cheaper freelancer will take your spot.
๐ฌ Moral of the Story:
In 2025 India: Skills > Certificates, Adaptation > Comfort, and sometimes, Chai > Hope.
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