🍏 iPhone 17: The Rectangle That Will Bankrupt You (Again)

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 🍏 iPhone 17: Apple Wants Your Kidney Again

Apple’s back with another “Awe Dropping” event on September 9. Awe dropping? More like jaw dropping when you see the price. Yep, it’s iPhone 17 season, baby. Time to sell your kidney, and maybe your neighbor’s kidney too...😭

📦 The Lineup: Meet the Expensive Rectangle Family

  • iPhone 17 – same phone, new number.

  • iPhone 17 Air – thinner than your excuses, but battery life shorter than your attention span.

  • iPhone 17 Pro – for people who think buying a phone = personality.

  • iPhone 17 Pro Max – the size of a small TV, doubles as a weapon in street fights.




⚡ Performance: Instagram Will Fly Now

  • New A19 chip + 12GB RAM → your iPhone can now run NASA while you still only use it for TikTok.

  • Vapor-chamber cooling → basically your iPhone’s getting gamer energy. Next step: RGB lights 💀

👀 The Look: Same But Shiny

  • 120Hz ProMotion → scrolling through memes will feel smoother than your pick-up lines.

  • iOS 26 Liquid Glass UI → translation: they added glitter.

📸 Camera Flex: Because Food Pics Need 48MP

  • Pro/Pro Max → triple 48MP + 24MP selfie. You’ll look ugly in Ultra HD now.

  • Air → single lonely lens, crying in thinness.

  • Base 17 → dual lenses, aka “meh, but better than your Android friend.”

💸 Prices: RIP Bank Account

  • US → prices basically the same, but Pro model said “lemme just add $100 for vibes.”

  • India → ₹80k–₹1.5L. And with GST hike incoming, might as well buy a scooter instead.

🎧 Ecosystem Extras



New Apple Watch 11, Watch Ultra 3, and AirPods Pro 3 also dropping. Translation: Apple wants you fully branded head to toe like a Supreme mannequin.

🔮 The Future: Fold Me Daddy...💀

2026 → foldable iPhone.
2027 → 20-year anniversary iPhone with full curved glass.
By 2030 → Apple will just release an invisible phone and call it “iPhone Spirit.👽

📝 Final Thoughts

Let’s be honest—iPhone 17 isn’t revolutionary. It’s the same rectangle with extra flex. Apple basically said:

  • “We made it thinner.” (Battery dies faster.)

  • “We made it shinier.” (Still cracks when it drops.)

  • “We made it stronger.” (Your wallet, not the phone, RIP.)

But hey, we’ll still buy it, post the unboxing, and pretend we’re not broke. That’s the Apple cult for ya.

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