75 Years Young… or Just 75 Years Loud?
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When a normal 75-year-old uncle wakes up, life looks like this:
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“Beta, where are my dentures?” 🦷
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Complaining about knee pain 🦵
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Watching Ramayan reruns 📺
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Arguing with the doodhwala about ₹2 in milk prices 🥛
But Modi at 75? Man’s not worried about knees — he’s busy:
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Announcing yet another mega scheme that nobody asked for 🚀
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Cutting ribbons like it’s a full-time cardio workout ✂️
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Lighting up the Burj Khalifa with his face while half the country still has power cuts 💡
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And of course, dropping one more “vision plan” that’ll stay a vision forever. 👀
🔎 The Difference?
A regular 75-year-old uncle = “Retirement and rasgullas.”
Modi at 75 = “Retirement is for losers, let’s do another PR stunt.”
Instead of sitting in a park feeding pigeons, he’s out there feeding the nation slogans.
🥳 Birthday Specials
Most seniors get a cake and maybe some WhatsApp forwards from the family group.
Modi gets:
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Giant textile parks 🎉
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Nationwide “wellness” campaigns 👩⚕️
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And the media hyping him up like it’s IPL finals 🏏
But hey, why solve unemployment when you can solve your Instagram feed? 📸
🧾 The Reality Check
Behind the cake-cutting optics:
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Schemes launched = headlines today, forgotten tomorrow.
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Mega projects = ribbon-cutting today, construction delays tomorrow.
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75 years = same speeches, new slogans.
🔚 Final Take
At 75, most uncles are trying to remember where they kept their glasses. Modi’s busy trying to make us forget where he kept the economy. 🥴
💬 Your Turn: At 75, would you rather chill with chai… or launch 75 slogans in one birthday week? Drop your sarcastic replies 👇
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